The Best Worst Jokes From Team Jobbio

By August 16, 2017For Talent

Did you know it’s National Tell A Joke Day? That’s right. Stop what you’re doing and be prepared to be blown away by the comic stylings of our lovely Jobbions. They’re here all week.


Our first offering comes from Ciara Wallace, Customer Success Guru and yogi master.

“What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?




Second to the stage is Adam Millet, our Channels Master and resident lyricist.

“Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.”



Next up, Jobbio’s Digital Content Editor and Queen of confectionery.

“I once swallowed two pieces of string and when they came out the other end they were tied together.

I shit you knot.”



Followed by Darren Chaney: Finance Director by day, vegetarian Batman by night.

“Did you hear about the fraudulent Finance Director?

He burnt down his house cooking his books.”




Quip number 5 comes from Social Media Manager and London’s greatest tour guide, Brenda Wong.

“Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating before it was cool.”




Mark Quinn is responsible for jobs distribution and monitoring the levels of Dad jokes at Jobbio HQ. His contribution:

“What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky Bacon.”



Her creative genius doesn’t cover wisecracks, our glorious Designer Jenny Leahy:

“What’s red and invisible?

No tomatoes.”



And last but not least, our esteemed leader and emoji enthusiast, Stephen Quinn:

“Who is the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy.”




Tweet us your bad jokes @jobbio #NationalTellAJokeDay

Author Aoife Geary

Aoife Geary is the Content Editor at Jobbio specialising in the areas of Workplace Culture, Diversity, Startups and Digital Trends. She's partial to a burrito, a bad pun and living way beyond her means.

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