Struggling to get back into the swing of things after the Christmas break? You are not alone friends. Here’s 11 things that move faster than January at work.
City centre traffic at rush hour
Can’t beat the stop-start frustration of traffic in the height of rush hour! Unless of course you have the foresight to not travel in traffic during the height of rush hour.
Halley’s Comet’s orbit of the sun
Despite being a ‘short period comet’, Halley takes about 76 years to make one orbit of the sun which is slightly less time than it takes to clear your task sheet in January.
The bathroom queue on a night out
The slow moving toilet queue in the pub after four pints may be the most painstaking experience around – not to mention damaging to our internal organs.
Season breaks on Netflix
“What do we want?”
“When do we want it?”
“Please refer to my previous answer!”
Hugh Grant dialogue
Much like the first few weeks after Christmas break the dialogue of Hugh Grant is often stilted, doddering and lacking any clear focus.
Your decision making on Deliveroo of a Sunday evening
Too much choice. Too much glorious, delicious choice.
Your Deliveroo rider on a Sunday evening
Hard work done, now we wait. Salivating angrily.
On an incline. In a storm. With low self esteem. And a poor sense of direction or purpose.
Your bus journey home after a festival
What do the post festival bus journey and the first few weeks of January have in common? Nausea, regret and soul searching to name but a few.
The 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that Colin Firth is the only man who should play Mr Darcy.
Your ASOS delivery
The anticipation is almost unbearable. Not quite as unbearable as the first few working weeks of January though.