The best Christmas jokes to tell your colleagues

By December 7, 2020For Talent

Let’s be honest. You’re probably not doing a whole lot of work right now. If you were then why would you be reading this blog post?

To celebrate the festive season, we’ve rounded up our favourite cheesy Christmas jokes.

Try out some of these crackers while chatting to your colleagues today.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed!

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Why doesn’t Santa clause like getting stuck in chimneys?

He’s clause-trophobic!

Why was Theresa May sacked as Nativity Manager?

She couldn’t run a stable government!

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?

Because he went down in History!

Why was the turkey in the rock band?

He was the only one with drumsticks!

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What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 3oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger!

What kind of music do elves listen to?

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